DEAR SANTA.....WTFMissY - 42

Dear Santa, 🤶🏻I understand you were a very busy man early on Christmas morning but didn’t you forget something very important ME!!👠 💋Perhaps you forgot where I live, or perhaps you got me mixed up with another girl somewhere. Perhaps those filthy beasts you use to fly you around just don’t have it anymore (Have you ever heard of a smart phone Or WAZE).💋 💄Anyway, imagine my surprise on Christmas morning when I woke up, almost giddy with anticipation, and ran to my little Christmas tree to find an abundance of absolutely NOTHING!! NADA! ZILCH! ZERO! You didn’t even deem it important enough to leave me a little trinket in my fishnet stocking which I had carefully hung on that hook behind the bathroom door.💋 👠Remember when I saw you at International Mall You certainly felt “HAPPY” to see me while I sat on your lap, pouring my heart out to you. And you certainly left me “HAPPY” didn’t you big guy And this is how you treat me you fat little clown-suited POS Well, I’m making a list too and you just showed up on top! 😍 💋By the way you fat f#%ck, I know where you live too. Ya think it would be hard to find your operation up there Think about that scenario over the next 11 months and 30 days! And enjoy Mrs Claus, as if that’s possible. I’ve had a good look at her. I know why you only come once a year you pencil dick perv.🤶🏻 😝Don’t worry about little Missy down here in Tampa because I have plenty of other substitute Santa’s that bring me roses. In fact, here comes a text from one of them now!!😝